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Nummies.

22:34 Apr 29 2007
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Lunch was good. I made a wheat pizza dough from scratch, then spread a layer of black olive tapenade on it, then covered it with mozzarella, parmesan, romano, and asiago cheeses, then topped it with thin slices of tomato and baked it.



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Opinions?

05:04 Apr 29 2007
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So, honestly, let me know what you all think.

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I'm afraid of how many people I know that would fail this...

05:42 Apr 26 2007
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You Are a Smart American







You know a lot about US history, and you're opinions are probably well informed.


Congratulations on bucking stereotypes. Now go show some foreigners how smart Americans can be.




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This is horrible.... but..... still.....

03:08 Apr 26 2007
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This was too funny to not comment on.

03:31 Apr 25 2007
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So, apparently someone thinks my being stung was the result of karma. Not only that, but karma inflicted as the direct result of thread closures and suspensions that were simply a part of doing my duty as a Dominar, and which were well-warranted at that.



Karma, my ass. Any beekeeper will tell you, getting stung once in awhile is inevitable. It happens less frequently the more cautious one is, and while wearing the proper protective gear, but it still happens.



Not to mention, if you take into account the purported health benefits of apivenom, it would seem likely that even if being stung were a result of karma, it would be more likely to have been good karma, rather than bad.



At the very least, it goes that much further towards increasing my resistance to the venom, which I would have to say is a good thing, in case of a freak accident that resulted in being stung a dangerous number of times at once.



That being said, I've spent more than enough time responding to a comment from someone who seems to have a penchant for irrational words and actions.



He did, at least, bring to mind something I had planned on writing a bit about some time ago and had forgotten. Which, ironically enough, involves our tendency to often label things as good or bad, especially the latter, without really thinking about them.



More specifically, I refer to Karma. Karma as viewed by most I've known that believe in it. You do something good, something good happens to you. You do something bad, something bad happens to you. Wicca's Law of Three. Karma. It's known in many forms, by many names, and most people typically have some sort of belief in it.



To sum it up, for those who may be tired of reading this by now, I think it's bullshit.



That's not to say I don't believe, or at least accept the possibility, of the existence of Karma. However, to simplify it down to "Something bad happened to you because you did something bad," is ridiculous. The universe is vast, immense, and infinitely complex. Infinitely complex both macroscopically and microscopically. Even after thousands of years, and amazing leaps in discovery and technology, we really don't even know a fraction of how our own bodies work, let alone the size or workings of the universe.



The primary flaw I see in this simplistic view of Karma, is that most things that happen to us are only good or bad in our perception of them. Take, for instance, a few years ago when the car I owned at the time was totaled while parked in front of my house. It would have been very easy to have looked at that as a Bad Thing happening, perhaps even the Karmatic Effect of some Bad Thing I had done. However, I chose to view it as an opportunity to get a new vehicle that I'd enjoy more. Or maybe a better example would be that of a vehicle breaking down. Once again, easily viewed as a Bad Thing to repay Bad Things Done. Or, you can look at it as an opportunity to learn to fix whatever went wrong.



Basically, good and bad are most often just a matter of perception.



And at times, this extends beyond immediate appearances. Perhaps something happens that even someone trying to find good in it is unable to. However, that event may directly trigger a chain of events leading to something that the person sees as far better than the Bad Thing that led to it.



Now would that be Good Karma, or Bad Karma? Hmmmm? Doesn't quite work either way, does it?



My next problem with this form of Karma, is that it would seem to imply forces of Pure Good and Pure Evil at work in the universe. I don't think I precisely believe that to be true, and I'm pretty sure that quite a few people who believe in Karma don't either. Even if such forces do exist, and are sentient and intelligent enough to control a force such as Karma, I think the manifestations of Purely Good and Purely Bad events are few and far between enough to pretty much discredit the constant effects of Karma many people believe in, for the reason explained in my first point.



So what do I believe? On the subject of Karma, I know far less about what I do believe than what I don't believe. I think there is a universe-wide force of cause and effect, but I don't think it can be broken down into good and bad. I also think that the universe is too immense and complex for most of us to even begin to claim to understand how everything effects everything else.





And, more important to me than my metaphysical beliefs on the subject, I find life to be much more enjoyable and fulfilling when one is always looking for the good in a seemingly bad scenario, than acting in constant fear of cosmic punishment for our actions. Not to say that good is always immediately visible, or even really there at all, but if it is, you're likely to miss it if you aren't looking for it. And if it isn't, at least you tried, and that alone is likely to make you feel far better than dwelling on the bad.


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Narrowly missed trip to the ER.

18:26 Apr 22 2007
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So I walked down to change one of the jars of feed on one of our beehives yesterday evening, not wearing gloves, suit, or veil, because all I had to do was grab the jar from the front of the hive. Well, a bee flew straight up and stung me, with no warning. About half an inch below my right eye. Even though I've built up a bit of a tolerance to being stung, that was a bit unnerving being that close to my eye.




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Cowabunga!

04:11 Apr 15 2007
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Finally made it to go see TMNT. It fucking rocked.



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Acolyte question gems.....

07:24 Apr 14 2007
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Member: bludsuker

Subject: hello

Date: Apr 14 2007



Question: what am i going to do?

and what kind of price you will give>?


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God we're nerds.

07:02 Apr 14 2007
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I don't know if we should be ashamed of this or not.......



Drew: Your okes are too fast to keep up with your p.. errr... j



asgerdoftheuin@yahoo.com: yes, because boys have p's and grls have cute little js



asgerdoftheuin@yahoo.com: :)



asgerdoftheuin@yahoo.com: i'll show you my alphabet if you show me yours.



asgerdoftheuin@yahoo.com: ;P



Drew: LOL



Drew: js aren't always cute and little. lol



asgerdoftheuin@yahoo.com: Mine is :P



asgerdoftheuin@yahoo.com: wait



asgerdoftheuin@yahoo.com: what, precisely, is the J?



Drew: Umm. I'm not quite sure.



asgerdoftheuin@yahoo.com: =/ me either



asgerdoftheuin@yahoo.com: the alphabet is so confusing



Drew: *nod*



asgerdoftheuin@yahoo.com: good thing we're not cyrillic ;)



Drew: LOL



Drew: Maybe we need to get together and play hooked on phonics.



asgerdoftheuin@yahoo.com: or braille



asgerdoftheuin@yahoo.com: oooo



asgerdoftheuin@yahoo.com: hooked on phonics works for ME, bay bay!!



Drew: With the wand? "Wrong letter *BZZZZZT*"



asgerdoftheuin@yahoo.com: Pronounce me, pronounce me!



asgerdoftheuin@yahoo.com: lol



asgerdoftheuin@yahoo.com: E-NUN-CI-ATE!!!!!!



Drew: OOOOO I'M ABOUT TO CONJUGATE!



asgerdoftheuin@yahoo.com: :|



asgerdoftheuin@yahoo.com: Gimme dat DANGLING PARTICIPLE!



asgerdoftheuin@yahoo.com: :D







asgerdoftheuin@yahoo.com: I am rather proud of that one



Drew: Oh christ... I almost choked on that one



asgerdoftheuin@yahoo.com: hehehe



asgerdoftheuin@yahoo.com: The Prepositional Phrase does NOT go at the end of the sentance!



asgerdoftheuin@yahoo.com: wait



asgerdoftheuin@yahoo.com: "GO FUCK YOURSELF!"



asgerdoftheuin@yahoo.com: :D



Drew: Hahahahaha



Drew: This..... is going to have to be a journal entry.



asgerdoftheuin@yahoo.com: :D



yay



asgerdoftheuin@yahoo.com: let me know when it's up



Drew: But, the question that remains...... where should I put my comma?



asgerdoftheuin@yahoo.com: I have an open parenthetical sinterjection ... would that work?



asgerdoftheuin@yahoo.com: interjection



asgerdoftheuin@yahoo.com: well



asgerdoftheuin@yahoo.com: sinterjection actually works



asgerdoftheuin@yahoo.com: LOL



Drew: Hahaha



asgerdoftheuin@yahoo.com: damn freudian typodemon



Drew: So, what's your favorite punctuation?



asgerdoftheuin@yahoo.com: ellipses


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Tragedy in the VampBox......

02:07 Apr 13 2007
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T'was horrific, I can still feel the pain like it was yesterday.



Oh..... wait... it was just a few minutes ago.



But anyway, read from bottom up, I edited all the non-relevant posts out, I'm not about to take the time to flip everything in the right direction.









Profile for ToiletDuc ToiletDuc

20:58:42 - Apr 12 2007

Yes... T'was Stabb, who showed me to my death in thy shower. Ahh, la petit mort....



Profile for ToiletDuc ToiletDuc

20:57:34 - Apr 12 2007

Bidet Swan? Lmao. Talk about really shooting the shit.



Profile for STABB666 STABB666

20:55:16 - Apr 12 2007

It was your evil twin, Bidet Swan? Returned from the dead twice now, once in the shower.



Profile for ToiletDuc ToiletDuc

20:54:08 - Apr 12 2007

Someone else? You mean there was another person that had a miraculous recovery from being shot with a silver marshmallow that defies all logic and science?



Profile for ToiletDuc ToiletDuc

20:52:27 - Apr 12 2007

Mmm... brain tissue S'Mores.



Profile for STABB666 STABB666

20:51:18 - Apr 12 2007

I wonder if when you toast brain tissue, it looks like roasted marshmallow? o.0



Profile for ToiletDuc ToiletDuc

20:51:04 - Apr 12 2007

I'll bet I won't even have to miss more than a day or two of whiny journal entries! Hurrah!



Profile for STABB666 STABB666

20:50:32 - Apr 12 2007

So, now we are going to have trouble differentiating the marshmallow from your brain...



Profile for Sevenn Sevenn

20:49:50 - Apr 12 2007

Well, for anyone else...they would probably die or need about 6 months to recover; but thank god you heal quickly, you should be back to normal in a day or two.



Profile for ToiletDuc ToiletDuc

20:48:40 - Apr 12 2007

Well, it melted, and that's what caused it to fragment. Nevermind that it defies all logic and science, IT HAPPENED! I swear! (Just ignore my fingers being crossed.)



Profile for STABB666 STABB666

20:48:31 - Apr 12 2007

You'll obviously have to operate in the dark...



Profile for ToiletDuc ToiletDuc

20:47:23 - Apr 12 2007

I imagine if you do, I can later use the story to get attention and sympathy later.



Profile for BubbleGumClaudia BubbleGumClaudia

20:47:19 - Apr 12 2007

Marshmallow BRAIN!!!!!!!!!



Profile for Sevenn Sevenn

20:47:13 - Apr 12 2007

I'm not sure...most silver bends, but yours appears to have fragmented, its gonna be risky.



Profile for ToiletDuc ToiletDuc

20:46:31 - Apr 12 2007

Oh.. hello there Sevenn. Would you mind so much to extract the fragments of silver marshmallow from my hear... errr... brain, sorry.



Profile for Sevenn Sevenn

20:45:15 - Apr 12 2007

TD...like peewee's death scene in the buffy movie; 's what I'm picturing...



Profile for ToiletDuc ToiletDuc

20:44:19 - Apr 12 2007

*performs a horribly exaggerated death scene, peeking one eye open every so often to make sure enough people are giving him attention*



Profile for STABB666 STABB666

20:42:38 - Apr 12 2007

*kicks the drama Duc with a hobnail boot* Oi, you dead yet?



Profile for ToiletDuc ToiletDuc

20:41:40 - Apr 12 2007

Dammit Stabb! You shot me with a silver marshmallow! Ohhhh the horror! *falls to the ground and writhes in poorly faked agony until he gets enough attention*



Profile for darkicewolf darkicewolf

20:37:49 - Apr 12 2007

~looks to TD funny like, then to mike~ see you in the bar



Profile for STABB666 STABB666

20:37:32 - Apr 12 2007

*pops a marshmallow onto The Duc's head.*



Profile for ToiletDuc ToiletDuc

20:36:16 - Apr 12 2007

*hands Stabb a marshmallow gun*



Profile for STABB666 STABB666

20:35:30 - Apr 12 2007

No-one give me a gun...heh.



Profile for ToiletDuc ToiletDuc

20:31:49 - Apr 12 2007

darkicewolf, this is a shoutbox, not the forum to start with. Secondly, to think you matter enough in the grand scheme of things to stop it? Please.



Profile for darkicewolf darkicewolf

20:29:46 - Apr 12 2007

~jumps in to a tree~evrything i tuch in this forum dies loses hope and joy, im a monster...like they said i was


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So.... first project in my Digital Studio class...

23:25 Apr 11 2007
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Starting on basic Photoshop stuff...... first up was putting one image into another, etc.



Wellllll.......





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Why me?

03:58 Apr 08 2007
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This is a message I received when I signed onto VR this evening. I'll keep the sender anonymous, but I couldn't resist posting it here. It was completely out of nowhere, from someone I've spoken with probably no more than half a dozen times total, and all of those briefly.



Now, just imagine logging on, clicking over to the Message Center, and being greeted with this:





yo man, i need help.



my left nut cord has been hurting for the past few days, what does it mean??


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